Balls from HELL

This game is a bad gimmick, badly put together. You ARE the Pinball, and you can influence your roll direction and horizontal orientation via use of the arrow keys. You might be thinking it’s a powerful andrenaline rush, with you narrowly avoiding obstacles and bouncing off them at a jarring, nauseating speed. Nope. You lethargically drag up and down the board (which strangely resembles nothing I have ever seen in an actual Pinball game) in bad Wolfenstein graphics. That, coupled with the absence of paddles, flashing lights, or interesting bonuses of any kind make it a very strange game.